Of a time long past II
Back to the topic of De Cruz's rants about all these rather scary diseases...
Cibitis: I have no idea how to spell it, but De Cruz normally starts off on this long soliloquay when somebody in the class can't stop talking. He goes, "Have you ever lifted up a chicken and looked at its backside? It's always moving non-stop *hand gestures five fingers opening and closing*. Like the disease Cibitis. Do you have Cibitis? Is your mouth like a chicken backside?"...
Hernia: He's got quite the fetish for afflictions affecting the male genitals. He's told us many times of what could happen if you overstrain yourself, and end up with hernia. "The size of your testicles swells until it's like a football! Then the skin gets all leathery and thick. So in order to extract the fluids, they take a syringe with a thick needle, and stab it INTO your balls-sac. Then they'll slowly pull the plunger and suck all the liquid out."...
This last disease is the most terrifying. I can't for the life of me recall the name. But in any case, here's his description: "When you get this, your penis retracts back into your pelvic bone. Until you've got nothing there but a hole. And if you want to see your penis, you have to reach in, and pull it out with a pair of tweezers!"...
Ewwwwwwwww. Us poor little 15/16 year olds forced to endure such scary albeit entertaining stories haha! Those were the days...
Now what other funny tales are there? Guys, inspire me!
And this is turning into my blog. You guys really have to post something soon...
Cibitis: I have no idea how to spell it, but De Cruz normally starts off on this long soliloquay when somebody in the class can't stop talking. He goes, "Have you ever lifted up a chicken and looked at its backside? It's always moving non-stop *hand gestures five fingers opening and closing*. Like the disease Cibitis. Do you have Cibitis? Is your mouth like a chicken backside?"...
Hernia: He's got quite the fetish for afflictions affecting the male genitals. He's told us many times of what could happen if you overstrain yourself, and end up with hernia. "The size of your testicles swells until it's like a football! Then the skin gets all leathery and thick. So in order to extract the fluids, they take a syringe with a thick needle, and stab it INTO your balls-sac. Then they'll slowly pull the plunger and suck all the liquid out."...
This last disease is the most terrifying. I can't for the life of me recall the name. But in any case, here's his description: "When you get this, your penis retracts back into your pelvic bone. Until you've got nothing there but a hole. And if you want to see your penis, you have to reach in, and pull it out with a pair of tweezers!"...
Ewwwwwwwww. Us poor little 15/16 year olds forced to endure such scary albeit entertaining stories haha! Those were the days...
Now what other funny tales are there? Guys, inspire me!
And this is turning into my blog. You guys really have to post something soon...
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